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The Witcher 3's Lowest Settings Are An Existential Nightmare | Potato Mode

Joey recruits resident Witcher expert Jake to guide him through The Witcher 3's lowest graphics settings (with some brothel-related detours).

The Witcher 3 holds up as an extraordinary title, thanks in part to its stunning graphics that still make it one of the most beautiful games to date. It's also one of our most requested entries for Potato Mode, the show where we take beautiful games like this and turn them into utter mush, just because we can. This week, Joey and Jake are giving the people what they want and rolling The Witcher 3's graphics settings to the bottom.

It doesn't take long for the game's beautiful textures and colors to disappear in the video above. Soon the environments of The Witcher 3 turn into something out of a post-apocalyptic Minecraft. While the UI holds up pretty well, the same cannot be said for the characters themselves. Watch as Joey and Jake interact with merchants with black eyes, see-through hair, and different colored faces. Especially memorable is a decidedly unsexy trip to not one, but two brothels.

Of course, The Witcher 3 is meant to be played in all its graphics glory. In GameSpot's The Witcher 3 review, Kevin VanOrd called the game "undoubtedly beautiful" and gave it a 10/10 score. Just last month, the 2015 GameSpot Game of the Year got a new update that included full HDR support, among a few other tweaks and changes.

In other Witcher news, the game is being turned into a TV show for Netflix. Earlier this month, lead writer Lauren Hissrich announced that the writer's room for the show officially opened. It will be based on Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski's novels that inspired CD Projekt Red's video game franchise. Geralt of Rivia is the hero of the books and the games, so it's expected he will be in the show.

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witcher 3 is a masterpiece

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@obiroid1: Says Gamespot :)

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They actually look more cartoony if you like that style of look. It still looks better than Minecraft. I'm also playing KOTOR at the moment and the graphics are worse than this even on the lowest settings. I think it has some sort of charm to it. I might be interested in trying this out. It looks a bit like Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild.

Also, potatoes are quite healthy for you. The Irish lived on Potatoes alone for a while. They are quite nutritious. I jest.

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What is the point of Potato mode? nobody cares

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@couly: No-one does a potato like Gladus :)

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@couly: The Far Cry 5 video has almost 2 million views on YouTube.

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@Mogan: While others meander about bitching and moaning fruitlessly, Mogan strives to bring forth the facts.

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@asnakeneverdies: the facts are that people that enjoy this low content garbage crap are the reason we get low content garbage games (as you can tell from the 5 mio views).

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@bongaconga: Welcome to the wonderful world of social media...

Enjoy a lower brain cell count.

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@bongaconga: You're all too right, BongaConga. However, what can a few of us do against the neverending stream of dumbassery that preys upon our time? The success of video games has sealed their fate, and we're doomed forevermore.

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@asnakeneverdies: Welcome to the wonderful world of social media...

Enjoy a lower brain cell count.

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@asnakeneverdies: Well buddy, do it like me and build a retro gaming PC !! (Better than gog compatibility issues). Just beat Unreal Gold and Return to Pali, what a blast... G-Police now and Team Apache. Best games are 1995-2005.

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@bongaconga: I've always wanted one of those elusive Voodoo 5 6000.

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@asnakeneverdies: my win2000 amd athlon xp retro machine has a voodoo5,5500 :). My windows 98 p2 mmx has a voodoo 3, 3000 ! Worth it !!!

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@bongaconga: I still have a Voodoo 2 12MB in one machine. With a Riva Tnt 2 ultra 32.

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@bongaconga: That's awesome. I actually still have a Voodoo 5, 5500 that I have in my old build. Thing has rocked for years and I don't think it'll ever wear out.

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@naomha1: it is worth 400 bucks now!!! I will never sell mine !!

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@bongaconga: 3DFX was an amazing company. I remember the first time i saw the reflective surfaces of Tomb Raider running on 3DFX. Not to mention Quake.

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For fun because video games are too serious these days.

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