’90s Nostalgia Is Only The Bait In Netflix’s Everything Sucks

If you only watched the first few minutes of Netflix’s newest original show, Everything Sucks, you’d be forgiven for thinking it’s a Freaks and Geeks rip-off that exists to pander and peddle nostalgia to millennials. But you’d be wrong.

The ’90s references in the first few episodes verge on excruciating. Everyone drinks Surge, obsesses over Tori Amos and Oasis, and enthusiastically impersonates Ace Ventura. The nerdy kids argue over whether the still forthcoming Star Wars remasters will be a ruin of messy CG or a revelation.

We get it. This show is set in the ’90s. Its target demographic of navel-gazing millennials suffer pangs of nostalgia whenever we see a snap bracelet or a Jonathan Taylor Thomas poster. But you can’t hang an entire 10-episode series on that alone, which is exactly what it seems like Everything Sucks is trying to do–at first.

The show follows a handful of high schoolers, including the geeks Luke (Jahi Di’Allo Winston), McQuaid (Rio Mangini), and Tyler (Quinn Liebling), as well as the the freaks/theater kids, primarily Emaline (Sydney Sweeney) and Oliver (Elijah Stevenson), on their various quests to fit in, find love, get high, and stand out. In the opening episode, the freshman year nerds join A.V. club in the hopes of meeting girls, and Luke quickly falls for sophomore Kate Messner (Peyton Kennedy), the principal’s daughter.

That’s boilerplate, Degrassi-level high school schlock. And despite some likable actors and the charming locale in ’90s small town Oregon (the town is literally named Boring; their morning announcements close with the sign-off “Have a Boring day”), it’s hard to get into Everything Sucks‘ first episode. But there’s a hint of something more interesting at the end of that premiere, when Kate–Luke’s crush in the A.V. club–gingerly turns the pages of a cheesy porno rag, her breath quickening, apparently experiencing a sexual awakening right before our eyes.

That’s not exactly the turning point–more a hint of where the show ultimately heads. Unfortunately, the next few episodes are almost unbearably uncomfortable as we cringe through Luke’s long, doomed courtship. He uses his A.V. skills to lip sync Oasis’s “Wonderwall” and recreate music videos by artists like Nirvana and Alanis Morissette (again, we get it), asking Kate out in front of the entire school. He gets her tickets to a Tori Amos concert (oh my god, please stop). All the while, she wrestles with the cruel, casual homophobia of Emeline’s little high school gang, who suspect (but don’t yet know) that Kate is gay. It’s hard to watch.

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But then, things slowly start to turn around. Kate witnesses two women kissing at the Tori Amos concert and realizes for the first time that there might be a place in the world where she can be herself. Suddenly the ’90s setting is actually relevant as more than cheap set dressing, as a time when youth culture hadn’t yet fully shifted into the mainstream acceptance widely seen today. Kate rejects Luke once and for all, tears down her JTT poster, and pierces her nose (in her room, with a safety pin).

As Luke and the other characters who were initially presented as the protagonists fade further into the background, the real story emerges. And before you know it, Kate is the main character.

Everything Sucks is actually less a Freaks and Geeks rip-off, and more an adorable gay high school romance. It’s not really about the nerds finding love, or the theater kids and the geeks coming together to make an awesomely hacky homemade sci-fi movie, or the cliques and social castes of high school at all. It’s about Kate Messner, a gay teenager in 1996 small town Oregon, learning how to be herself and find acceptance among her friends and family.

Another Free PC Game Is Up For Grabs Right Now

Following an earlier giveaway to coincide with the launch of its Chinese New Year sale, GOG has now kicked off another. For a limited time, you can grab a free PC game–and not a bad one at that.

Offering something a bit more recent than last time around, Dungeons 2 is currently free on GOG. You can claim it from either its game page or GOG’s homepage; either way, you’ll have a DRM-free copy of the game to play permanently–it doesn’t require the use of Steam or GOG’s (optional) Galaxy client. It’s only available for a total of 48 hours, expiring on February 18. GOG’s sale runs until February 20 and includes Dungeons 2’s DLC, among many other things.

The 2015 strategy game is in the mold of the classic Dungeon Keeper, putting you in the role of an evil Dungeon Lord who has to establish a complex dungeon that keeps out any heroes and protects his precious gold. Where the game attempts to distinguish itself from other Dungeon Keeper-esque games is in its overworld portion, which plays out like a real-time strategy game as you go on the offensive. You can read more about the game in our Dungeons 2 review. A sequel, Dungeons 3, was released last year.

Dungeons 2 isn’t the only game you can get for free on PC right now. Through its On the House promotion, EA is giving away Dead Space for free, and if you’re an Amazon Prime member, Twitch Prime is giving away Civilization IV. In the short term, you can also play Overwatch and Rainbow Six Siege for free on PC.

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Fake Scientific Paper Was Actually a Star Trek Episode Synopsis

The scientific field isn’t immune to ‘fake news’, after an anonymous ‘biologist’ submitted a paper based purely on an episode of Star Trek.

io9 reports that the paper took its cue from the events of Star Trek: Voyager’s ‘Threshold’ episode, in which Captain Janeway authorises Tom Paris’ attempt to break the transwarp barrier – which he does, but at a price. Travelling at warp 10 accelerates the human evolution process and turns him into an amphibian.

Rapid Genetic and Developmental Morphological Change Following Extreme Celerity was accepted by four different journals and actually published in the American Research Journal of Biosciences, who asked for $50 in exchange.

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New Free Xbox One Games With Gold Now Available

Two of this month’s free Games with Gold have now returned to their regular price, but a couple of new titles are available in their place. Xbox Live Gold members can now grab two more free games on Xbox One and Xbox 360 for the remainder of the month.

On the current-gen console, Gold members can now download the Assassin’s Creed spin-off, Assassin’s Creed Chronicles: India. Xbox 360 owners, meanwhile, can nab the classic Dreamcast arcade racer, Crazy Taxi. Like all other free Games with Gold, the latter is also playable on Xbox One via backwards compatibility.

Crazy Taxi will be available to download until February 28, while Assassin’s Creed Chronicles: India will remain free through the first half of March. Xbox One owners can also still download the first-person shooter Shadow Warrior, which is free for the entirety of February. You can see the full list of this month’s free Games with Gold below.

On top of this month’s new free titles, Xbox Live Gold members can still take advantage of the latest selection of Deals with Gold. This week’s discounted titles include Destiny 2, Rocket League, Call of Duty: WWII, Injustice 2, Hitman: Game of the Year Edition, and more. Additionally, publisher 2K is holding a sale on many of its titles, including BioShock: The Collection, Borderlands: The Handsome Collection, NBA 2K18, and more.

February 2018 Games With Gold

Xbox One

  • Shadow Warrior (February 1-28)
  • Assassin’s Creed Chronicles: India (February 16-March 15)

Xbox 360

  • Split/Second (February 1-15)
  • Crazy Taxi (February 16-28)

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Star Trek: Discovery Is the Most Talked-About Show Online

The debut season of Star Trek: Discovery has wrapped up, and despite the stellar line-up of shows that have aired alongside it, CBS’ Discovery is the most talked about TV show online last month, beating out the likes of The Walking Dead, Altered Carbon, and Stranger Things.

Parrot Analytics (via Comicbook.com) reports that the “demand expressions” for Discovery – the amount of discussion about it on social media – rose from 53 million last month, to 66 million this week. The season one finale airing earlier this week  most likely gave the numbers a boost, especially considering that surprise ending.

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Marvel Offers a Sneak Peek at the Death of Mighty Thor

The death of Jane Foster has been on the cards for a while and Marvel has offered a peek ahead of Mighty Thor #705 next month.

“Prepare yourself as Jane Foster picks up Mjolnir one last time and witness the death of a hero!” reads a press release. Check out all the previewed art below:

“The epic showdown years in the making finally explodes across the heavens. Thor battles the unstoppable Mangog, with the fate of all Asgardia hanging in the balance. Is Thor willing to pay the ultimate price in order to save the gods? The tragic and heroic story of Jane Foster finally reaches its heart-rending zenith. You knew it was coming. The Death of Thor is here at last.”

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Runner3 Finishes Development, Submitted to Nintendo

Commander Video’s latest adventure, Runner3, has finished development, and the game has been submitted to Nintendo for final approval.

Developer Choice Provisions has announced the third game in the Bit.Trip.Runner series is complete, and once Nintendo finishes testing the game, to ensure it is ready for release, the game will go to the manufacturer to begin printing physical versions. Digitally, the game will be available day and date on Switch and Steam.

Although the developer is “eager to share” a release date, since the game has now been submitted for testing, “the ball is currently in

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Sony Was Once Offered the Movie Rights to Nearly All of Marvel’s Heroes

If you’ve managed to keep up with the buying-and-selling of the movie rights to Marvel’s stable of superheroes, you’ll know that Sony owns the rights to Spider-Man, but it turns out that it could have owned the whole shebang in a proposed deal 20 years ago – that it turned down.

The Big Picture: The Fight for the Future of Movies – an upcoming book by Ben Fritz – recounts the moment in 1998 (via io9) when a Sony executive apparently stated that “nobody gives a s**t about any of the other Marvel characters. Go back and do a deal for only Spider-Man.”

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Opinion: Asmodee Has Become the Disney of Board Games

On February 9, 2018, board game publisher Mayfair Games closed its doors after 36 years. After the decision was made, Mayfair  reached out to another board game publisher, Asmodee, with the opportunity to purchase all of Mayfair’s titles as well as their subsidiaries Lookout Games and GmbH. Asmodee spent the money and now owns everything left of Mayfair. I say “left” because in 2016 Asmodee bought all english version rights to Mayfair’s biggest title, Settlers of Catan. Now, just 2 short years later, Mayfair is closing and Asmodee owns all the assets. As an isolated incident, this seems like an unfortunate series of events, but with context to Asmodee’s actions throughout recent years, this may be pointing towards a much more concerning issue.

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IGN AU 2017 Select Awards: Winners Revealed!

The winners of IGN Australia’s sixth annual Select Awards were revealed during a huge special event at the Australian National Maritime Museum in Sydney on Friday, February 16.

2017 was absolutely crammed with terrific games and several categories were extremely tightly-contested.

The top three games in each category and the winners, as voted by IGN users, are listed below:

Runners-up: Grand Theft Auto Online, Rocket League

Runners-up: Horizon Zero Dawn, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Runners-up: Cuphead, Horizon Zero Dawn

Runners-up: Horizon Zero Dawn, Assassin’s Creed Origins

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