We’re just a few days out from WrestleMania 34 and the card just might be as solidified as it’s ever going to be (still no official word on Undertaker vs. John Cena or who Braun’s partner will be, if anyone), so let’s dig into this mega-feast like a giant pull-apart loaf and see if we can’t apply some logic, passion, fandom, smarkdom, and Opposite Momentum and figure out who’s going to win all ze matches!
Roman Reigns will attempt to take Brock Lesnar’s Universal Championship, AJ Styles will defend the WWE Championship against Shinsuke Nakamua, Charlotte Flair will put her Smackdown Women’s title on the line against Asuka’s monster two-and-a-half-year win streak, Daniel Bryan will get back in the ring to team with Shane McMahon against Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn, and…so much more! This is a massive card and a seven-hour haul, including the two-hour kickoff show.