Episode 9 of American Horror Story ‘Hotel’ is named “She Wants Revenge,” but who is She? Could it be Liz Taylor? Ramona Royale? Miss Evers? The Countess (Lady Gaga)? Probably all of the above. One thing’s for sure, The Countess has a long “To Kill” list, Iris likes to channel her inner Dirty Harriet, and vampire kids enjoy hot homeless meals.
If you thought Botox was a miracle to reverse the signs of aging, think again. Being a vampire has kept The Countess looking young for over a century. What’s the point in looking young if your lovers, Natacha Rambova and Rudolph Valentino, are gone– unless it turns out that they’ve been imprisoned in Hotel Cortez’s walls for years. Count your days, James March! In other news, it’s time to finish what she started with Will Drake; wedding bells here we come.
Donovan isn’t interested in The Countess anymore. In fact, he’s willing to team up with Ramona over a nice glass of blood and tied up film stars. Or is he… Well, it doesn’t matter because The Countess is head over heels in love with Rudolph.
By the end of the episode, The Countess crosses one more person off of her kill list.
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