At this point, if a movie exists that was even moderately successful, chances are it’s already been rebooted/remade or, at the very least, there have likely been discussions to do so. Sometimes, the outcome is great, even if they’re not typically better than the original. From 2004’s Dawn of the Dead to Martin Scorsese’s The Departed, to even the 2012 movie Dredd (a much better Judge Dredd film than Sylvester Stallone’s), a remake or reboot done just right can be well worth your time.
Of course, there’s also the seemingly unending list of bad remakes you have to contend with. Whether it’s a cast that doesn’t shine, subpar writing and directing, or making a movie so polished–thanks to CGI or a more marketable PG-13 rating–that it loses the impact of the original. We’ve all seen these movies before, and it’s time to take a look at some of the absolute worst.
Take a look at our least favorite remakes and reboots of movies we love. For better or worse, these movies all got made and released. They didn’t measure up to the films they were based on and, for the most part, didn’t turn into the franchise the studios certainly hoped they would (We see you, Dark Universe).
Did we miss out on your favorite bad remake? Sound off in the comments below and let us know about your favorite reboot hate-watch. Also, make sure to check out our look at revived TV shows that should’ve stayed canceled.
Director Kevin Smith is set to start production on Clerks 3 in August, according to a tweet by the man himself, which also shares that entertainment company Lionsgate has acquired worldwide rights to the film. This means he’s also been able to hold true to his plans he announced in January to film the highly-awaited sequel this year.
Also, back in January, Smith took to Facebook to share a fraction of the script’s first page–which only set the scene for the movie’s tone, but not much else. Via a release, Deadline now has a synopsis, which is: “Following a massive heart attack, Randal enlists Dante, Elias, Jay, and Silent Bob to make a movie immortalizing his life at the convenience store that started it all.” Smith has indicated this will be a “personal story… drawing directly on the heart attack that nearly killed me (three years ago).” Filming will begin on August 2–Smith’s birthday.
“To be great is to go on. To go on is to go far. To go far is to return.” On August 2, for my 51st birthday, I return to Quick Stop – the little store that started it all – with my friends Dante, Randal, Jay, Silent Bob, Becky, & Elias! Thank you @Lionsgate for making CLERKS III! https://t.co/7IUNdleg8f
Smith has written the screenplay and will direct, with all major cast members set to reprise their roles: Jeff Anderson as Randal, Brian O’Halloran as Dante, Jay Mewes as Jay, Smith as Silent Bob, and Rosario Dawson as Becky. The film is currently in pre-production in New Jersey.
No release date for the film has yet been set, but Smith has said he wants to “spend some of 2021… in New Jersey where it all began” to begin filming. You can read our review of the Jay and Silent Bob reboot here.
Marvel’s new Blade film has reportedly found its director. Bassam Tariq, best-known for directing 2020’s Mogul Mowgli, is currently in talks with Marvel to helm the vampire superhero film starring Mahershala Ali, Deadline reports.
Deadline adds that a deal has not been finalized yet, but Tariq reportedly won out after Marvel met with “dozens” of candidates.
Mogul Mowgli is Tariq’s only major film project. It stars Riz Ahmed (Sound of Metal, Rogue One) as a British-Pakistani rap artist on the verge of his big break, but suddenly contracts a deadly autoimmune disease, and is spurred to visit his family in London.
Tariq previously worked on shorts and documentaries, including Netflix’s Ghosts of Sugar Land, which follows a group of suburban muslims who grapple with a friend who has descended into extremist beliefs.
Marvel was reportedly looking at writer-director options, but ultimately split the roles, landing HBO’s Watchmen writer Stacy Osei-Kuffour to pen Blade’s script.
Tariq is the sixth person of color hired to direct a Marvel film, following in the footsteps of Taika Waititi, Ryan Coogler, Nia DaCosta (brought on to direct Captain Marvel 2), Chloe Zhao, and Destin Cretton.
The new Blade film will act as a reboot to the original 1998 film starring Wesley Snipes, which debuted a decade prior to Marvel’s launch of the MCU with Iron Man.
Some 53% of US households now own a video game console and 30% percent plan to purchase one sometime in the next 12 months, according to a new report from CES organizer the Consumer Technology Association.
The report examines a variety of consumer technology trends over the course of a year. This year, the CTA’s findings look into stay-at-home tech, health and wellness trends, and the preference of TVs over smartphones. It turns out that households love gaming, with the 53% representing a 10% increase from last year, fueled by the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.
There are other interesting statics in the CTA’s report. While 53% percent of US households own a gaming console, just 26% have a PlayStation 5 or Xbox Series X|S while 41% have a last-generation console of some kind.
And in terms of the 30% planning to buy a new gaming console in the next 12 months, it turns out that 21% want next-generation hardware. Meanwhile, of this 30% demographic, some 15% are looking to pick up a last-gen system.
No gaming setup would be (truly) complete without a 4K TV, and interestingly, the CTA’s report finds that 52% of US households now have one. This represents a 16% increase from last year.
Elsewhere, wireless tech continues to rise, with 47% of US respondents owning a pair of wireless earbuds as compared to the 45% who still use wired ones.
All of this is particularly fascinating as the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S, and even the Nintendo Switch, continue to be difficult to find due to the semiconductor shortage. Last month, the Senate passed legislation to alleviate the supply issues, as it impacts industries outside gaming as well.
Unnamed sources have reportedly revealed to Deadline that Bassam Tariq (Mogul Mowgli) is far along on talks to direct the long-gestating and still upcoming Blade movie from Marvel. Although Marvel didn’t provide an official comment, Deadline is indicating that the decision comes after months of meetings stretching from March to June–which themselves were a continuation of meetings taking place last fall.
Plans for a new version of the Blade character, originally played by Wesley Snipes in the early 2000s, were first announced in 2019 during Comic-Con. Snipes, for the record, is welcoming this new incarnation–and has plans for his own “Blade-killer” movie, so it looks like we’re all due for lots of awesome vampire-killing movies ahead. Marvel’s Blade is still expected to start production in July 2022.
Aside from the fact that the film will still happen, Marvel has been tight-fisted on details. The movie was announced back in 2019 as part of Marvel Cinematic Universe’s Phase 4, with Mahershala Ali (Moonlight, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse) starring in the titular role.
The movie’s script was penned by Stacy Osei-Kuffour. Osei-Kuffour worked previously as a writer and story editor on HBO’s critically-acclaimed Watchmen and Amazon Prime’s Nazi-hunting series Hunters. If the hunt for a director sounds like it was lengthy–Osei-Kuffour was hired after a six-month search. So, it sounds like Marvel really wants to take its time and do right by Blade. We just gotta stay patient.
Call of Duty’s Season 4 Reloaded update for Black Ops Cold War‘s Zombies adds the new round-based map Mauer der Toten, and you can complete a main storyline quest to continue following Cold War’s ongoing Dark Aether narrative. Here’s our full guide to completing the Mauer der Toten main Easter egg quest.
Like most main quests in Zombies, Mauer der Toten will require you to power up the map, and open up most of the doors before really getting started with actual storyline quest steps.
Step 1: Turn On Power and PAP
Your first priority when spawning into the map is getting the power on. You’ll need power for accessing new areas of Mauer der Toten and using perk machines. Afterwards you’ll be able to reach the Pack-A-Punch. Here’s our full guide for turning on the power and activating Mauer der Toten’s Pack-A-Punch.
Step 2: Activate Klaus
You’ll also need the help of Mauer der Toten’s robot ally named Klaus. Klaus can defend areas to protect you or access areas you can’t on your own, but first you’ll need to activate him. Here’s how you activate Klaus.
Step 3: Obtain A Wonder Weapon
Next you’ll need to get your hands on Mauer der Toten’s CRBR-S Wonder Weapon. This new Wonder Weapon starts off as an energy-based pistol with an orbiting repeater, but it also has three additional variant upgrades. Here’s how you obtain and upgrade the CRBR-S Wonder Weapon.
Step 4: Upgrade Klaus
To upgrade Klaus, you need to collect three parts: the Microwave Dish and two Cosmetic Disks.
For the Microwave Dish you’ll need to search the debris piles that can be found in the kill zones on both sides of the Pack-A-Punch machine. There are several debris piles, so just keep searching them until one spawns the Microwave Dish.
Debris piles in the “Death Strip” kill zones beside Pack-A-Punch.
The two Cosmetic Disks you need are located in special boxes around the map. Use your blacklight on each to see a small Klaus Icon. Order Klaus near the box to make him smash it open. There are six box locations, but only two boxes in your match will have the Klaus icon that appears under the blacklight.
Klaus box in the Hotel Lounge. This one had a disc inside because it’s marked with Klaus Icon.
Here are the possible locations:
Hotel Lounge: On the inner corner of the room
5th Floor Apartments: Between the door and bookshelf
Blasted Suite: Near the workbench
West Berlin Street: Under the Cafe sign
Maintenance Tunnel: Outside the tunnel that leads to the Safe House
Ghost Station: On the smaller train loading platform opposite Mule Kick
Take the collected items to the Garment Factory and interact with the Upgrade Station. Klaus will then need to get some zombie kills here. Once Klaus scores enough kills, the Upgrade Station’s display will turn from red to green. Now you can use the remote to direct Klaus into the Upgrade Station. You’ll need to defend it for about a minute. To fully upgrade Klaus, you need to use each item, then complete the defend step each time. So, you’ll do this three times to finish the complete upgrade. Once successful, Klaus will hop out of the machine with a new punk rock look.
Step 5: Build The Headgear
This is an additional upgrade required for Klaus. You need to collect three items: Antenna, Transistor, and Electronic Boards.
Antenna: Located on the Apartment Rooftop spawn area. Shoot the antenna tower on the rooftop with the Wonder Weapon to knock it down. This will drop an antenna part you’ll need to pick up.
Rooftop antenna.
Transistor: In the Electronics Store you’ll find boombox radios. Shoot them with any Wonder Weapon and eventually the part will drop.
Electronic Store Boom Box.
Electronic Boards: At the Ghost Station platform you’ll find a ticket booth window. There’s a small box top left of the window. Shoot this box with any Wonder Weapon to retrieve the part.
The Ghost Station box will have a green light.
Once you have the parts, return to the Safe House and interact with Klaus in his chair to install them. You’ve now upgraded Klaus with the Hacking Helm.
You can do the two Klaus upgrade steps in either order or have teammates working on both at the same time. However, I recommend doing the Upgrade Station step as soon as possible, as it gets dicey to defend the Garment Factory in later rounds.
Step 6: Access The Secret Lab and Charge The Canisters
To unlock Mauer der Toten’s Secret Lab, you need Klaus and an upgraded Wonder Weapon.
First, you’ll need to kill zombies until you get one to drop the Blazer mod for the CRBR-S Wonder Weapon. Once your CRBR-S has the Blazer mod equipped, lead Klaus to Sewer Access and direct him up the small set of stairs that lead to a section of blank brick wall. Direct Klaus to the wall and he’ll punch right through the brick to reveal a secret metal door.
Direct Klaus to this wall in Sewer Access.
Shoot the secret door with the Blazer modded Wonder Weapon until the door melts away.
Once inside the Secret Lab, you’ll see two devices locked under red energy shields. Clear any zombies or Tormentors that spawn. You basically need to survive in this room until the red energy shields disappear. Once down, you’ll be able to interact with a canister pedestal. Take all three canisters that rise from the canister device pedestal.
Secret Lab canister pedestal.
These canisters fit in the three bulky, green harvester boxes found randomly around the map. Find and place all your canisters in the harvester boxes. These are pretty easy to see, so you shouldn’t have much trouble locating them in your match.
Canister Harvester in the East Berlin Streets.
There are multiple spawn locations for these:
Sewer Access: Against the wall near where the fuse Tempest spawns
West Berlin Street: Against a shed, near the junk ramp you cross over to access PAP
Ghost Station: Near the train loading platform
Alley: Next to a dumpster
Korber Rooftop: Next to the water tower
Destroyed Penthouse: In a room sitting between the windows
East Berlin Streets: In the archway between the Bar and the Electronics Store.
Now head back to the Secret Lab. The other device in the Secret Lab that was previously covered by a red shield is a piece of equipment that provides you with Tempest lures. You need to shoot the device with your Wonder Weapon, and it will activate and spawn a lure. You can only carry one of these lures at a time, and you’ll need multiple lures to complete this step, so make sure everyone in your party picks up a lure as well.
Throw a lure down by one of your harvester boxes, and it will cause Tempests to spawn. Kill the Tempests near the harvester box to fill the canister.
This is what the Harvester will look like once the canister is filled.
The canister will turn bright purple once full, and then you can grab the filled canister and navigate back to the Secret Lab, where you’ll place it back on its original pedestal. You’ll want to repeat this process for all three canisters. If everyone in your party has used their lure and you need more, you might need to proceed to the next round to get more lures to spawn at the machine.
Step 7: Stop The Train, Get A Nuke
Once all the canisters are charged, you’ll be prompted to get a nuke.
Go to the Switch Control Room. You’ll find the controls in the room will now give you the option to interact with them. This new prompt allows you to pull a lever to switch the train tracks. Pull the lever and switch the tracks.
Next, summon Klaus and go to the Ghost Station. Direct Klaus on the train tracks furthest away from the Mule Kick perk machine. A train will arrive and Klaus will stop it on the tracks. You can now hop aboard the train to collect two items:
Keycard: Retrieve this from a dead body in one of the seats
Warhead: In a crate at the middle of the train car
If you fail this step or Klaus deactivates before you’ve stopped the train, you’ll have to go to the next round to try again. You’ll also need to hit the button to switch the tracks again.
Step 8: Activate The Disruptor Satellite
It’s important to note here that this step will eventually prompt a 5 minute timer, and your match will end if you fail to complete this within that time frame. So, I’d recommend reading this all the way through to have a good understanding before attempting this step.
First, take the warhead back to the Secret Lab. You’ll interact with the canister pedestal that has your three glowing purple canisters, and it will let you add the nuke item to the pedestal.
Then take the keycard to the Safe Room. Here you can use the computer on the table in the center of the room. Select “Browse Files” and continue to do this until you get a prompt that says: “Activate The Disruptor Satellite.”
Go to the military tent found at West Berlin Streets. Use the computer inside the tent. This will spawn elite enemies including an HVT Megaton. Kill them, preferably saving your Megaton for last. As always, the Megaton will split into two halves. Kill both halves and they will each drop a piece of Uranium Rock. Killing them also starts your 5 minute countdown. Collect one of the Uranium Rock items that the Megaton drops, and rush it to the crafting bench that’s located inside the tent where you first activated the computer. Use the crafting bench to craft the Uranium Device.
This is the crafted Uranium Device.
If you’re playing in co-op, have a teammate grab the other piece of Uranium Rock, and rush it to the same crafting bench to make the second Uranium Device. If you’re playing solo, you’ll have to rush each piece separately, so familiarize yourself with the map layout before attempting this step.
It’s important to note that you’ll take a small amount of damage while holding the Uranium Device. Drop it if you need to recover your health, but don’t take much of a break because you’re still being timed. I used Healing Aura as my Field Upgrade, so I never had to drop the Uranium. I simply activated Healing Aura when my health got low.
Rush one of the Uranium Devices up to the spawn roof (Apartment Rooftop) and interact with the zipline that attaches to the Korber building. Then rush the other Uranium Device to the Korber rooftop and interact with the zipline headed to the Apartment Rooftop.
Place a Uranium Device on each end of the zipline.
Basically, this will cause the two Uranium Devices to collide with each other on the zipline, and the collision will drop a new Cleansed Rock item onto the street below. This ends your timed objective.
Step 9: Cleansed Uranium
Go down to the East Berlin Streets and collect the Cleansed Rock item. Return to the Secret Lab and interact with the canister pedestal to add the uranium.
You now need to repeat the steps from Step 8 to get a second Cleansed Rock.
First, end the round to start a new round. Then repeat the same steps from Step 8, but this time you’ll be using the tent found at East Berlin Streets. Interact with the computer, kill the Megaton that spawns, and craft the uranium items into Uranium Devices at the tent’s craft bench, and take each piece to the opposite ends of the rooftop zipline to collide them.
Then grab the second Cleansed Rock item from the street below. However, this is where you want to stop. I recommend taking the Cleansed Rock back to the Secret Lab, but drop it near the pedestal to avoid taking any more damage, and then take some time to gear up for the boss fight. If you put the second Cleansed Rock into the pedestal straightaway, the boss fight will start without any hesitation.
Get all your perks, and fully upgrade your guns. Wonder Weapons and Death Machine killstreaks are recommended for this boss fight.
Step 10: Boss Fight
Muer der Toten’s big boss fight is Valentina. She will spawn in the Secret Lab once you add that second Cleansed Rock to the pedestal, and she’ll bring a horde of zombies with her. She has a blue shield bar and a red health bar. Take out her shield to start dealing damage to her. You need fully upgraded weapons and Wonder Wonder weapons, otherwise she’ll just keep replenishing her shield if you don’t damage her fast enough.
Valentina boss fight.
After dealing a bit of damage to her, she’ll teleport out of the Secret Lab. You can use this brief intermission to restock your ammo, buy more armor, perks, whatever. You don’t have long though. If you don’t show up to the next part of the fight on your own, she’ll just teleport you and any teammates to her new location. This fight will teleport from Apartment Rooftop, to West Berlin Streets, then East Berlin Streets, and finally Valentina will return to the Secret Lab for the final round.
This isn’t a timed boss fight like the ones in Outbreak, so take your time and make use of the ammo crates nearby. This is a tedious fight.
It’s also important to understand her different attacks. She can shoot fire at you, which obviously can do a fair bit of damage. When she spawns flying zombies around her, take them out quickly, otherwise she’ll start siphoning health from them. And finally, she can attack with a move that creates a hazy and shaky effect on your screen. You want to take cover fast to avoid an insta-death.
Once you take her down in the Secret Lab, you’ll need to interact with her body. There’s a brief cutscene, and then you’ll be back in the game for another part of the story with Klaus, and then a final main cutscene will play. Storyline quest complete.
If you’re looking for more to do on Mauer der Toten, there’s also a really fun Disco Bunny Easter egg to try.
We don’t know a ton about IO Interactive’s James Bond game Project 007, but a new job listing says that it might be a third-person action game. The job listing calls for an AI programmer to join the project, and one of the bullet points states that “experience working with 3rd person action games” is desirable.
The listing also says a few things that we already know about the game: that it will be a wholly original Bond story rather than based on any preexisting material, and that it will be some sort of origin story that will explore how Bond earned his 00 status in the first place.
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Now Playing: Project 007 – IO Interactive Teaser Trailer
We first heard about Project 007 in late 2020 after IO posted a short teaser on social media. Since then, we’ve mostly heard about the game through behind-the-scenes talk, such as when IO announced that it was opening a new studio in Barcelona to assist with the project back in April. Generally speaking, Bond games have tended towards a first-person perspective–especially in the classic N64 FPS GoldenEye 007–but several Bond games feature a third-person perspective, such as 2004’s Everything or Nothing.
The last major Bond game was 2012’s 007 Legends, which received negative reviews from critics. Earlier this year, we learned that a fully remastered version of GoldenEye 007 was developed for the Xbox 360 before being canned at the last minute, and that version of the game leaked back in February.
Think you have what it takes to compete with your MLB The Show 21 Diamond Dynasty team against the best players in the world–regardless of the console they play on? In the new Summer Circuit competition, you’ll have a chance to prove your squad’s abilities for a shot at $15,000 and a bunch of other prizes.
Starting July 24, the Summer Circuit competition is available to those 18 and older who have registered on Battlefy. There will be three qualifiers, with the second happening on August 7 and 8 and the third happening on August 21 and 22. For the qualifier, top players from the first day will compete against each other in a single-elimination bracket the following day, whittling it down from 64 of the best players.
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After that round, which will award in-game Stubs based on performance, the Grand Final round will offer up $25,000 in cash, with the top four competitors playing live on the Sony San Diego Twitch channel. Whoever wins gets $15,000, a ball used in the Home Run Derby, $1,000 to spend on the MLB online shop, and over 1 million Stubs. You might even get a few good players with those Stubs!
Because MLB The Show 21 is available on Xbox systems as well as PlayStation this year, it means a whole lot more people are going to be eligible. The game is also free on Xbox Game Pass, and has become something of an obsession for me over the last few months. For anyone planning to compete, consider the low-and-inside sinker when you get into a 2-0 count and watch batter after batter ground into an inning-ending double play. Unless you’re facing me, in which case I’d suggest a changeup right down the middle.
MLB The Show 21 is out now for PS4, PS5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X|S.
Though rumored to have been destroyed, an eBay seller has reportedly uncovered an incredibly rare Nintendo eReader card from E3 2002 and threw it up for auction, where it’s currently bidding for thousands of dollars.
The card in question is a first-place Kirby eReader card from Nintendo’s E3 2002 show floor. At the time, attendees were given a promo pack containing these potentially prize-winning cards emblazoned with iconic Nintendo characters. They came in three variants–first, second, and third place–with only 10 first-place cards being printed. The seller–andersoncentraal, who has 100% feedback on eBay–posted pictures of the first-place card.
It’s worth noting that the card hasn’t been independently verified. However, andersoncentraal did upload a video allegedly showing the card as a winner.
According to the listing, the card hasn’t been redeemed or graded. However, it’s apparently good for a Limited Edition Gold GameBoy Advance Pokemon/NYC Store Limited Edition handheld. It’s unclear how anyone would redeem the prize, though the card is currently selling for $8,100 USD.
It’s rumored that these eReaders cards have been destroyed. Attendees typically walked over to a scanner at the Nintendo booth to find out whether they won. If the card was a winner, they’d hand the card over to Nintendo to receive their prize, and Nintendo would then presumably destroy the cards.
Though if people forget to turn them in, Nintendo couldn’t destroy them. And there just so happens to be a pack of eReader cards on eBay for $4,400. It’s possible a first- or second-place card could be in there.
A new week means Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War and Warzone are getting new playlists, store bundles, and more. Perhaps the highlights of this week are the paintball effects coming to multiplayer, and Warzone is getting several major tournaments to spectate.
Black Ops Cold War New Playlists
Starting this week, Paintball Moshpit will arrive in multiplayer, offering a mix of 6v6 respawn modes with paintball impact visuals and sound effects on the new Rush map. Throwback Moshpit returns with Cold War’s collection of Black Ops series 6v6 classics: Nuketown ’84, Raid, Express, Standoff, Hijacked, and now with the addition of Rush.
Double XP And Free Access Weekend
A double XP weekend kicks off on Friday, July 23 for Black Ops Cold War, and the event ends on Monday, July 26. This is only for Cold War’s multiplayer and Zombies, as Warzone isn’t included this time around.
And a Free Access week will run from Thursday, July 22 through Thursday, July 29, allowing players to download Black Ops Cold War for free access to multiplayer and Zombies content, including NukeJacked 24/7, Paintball Moshpit, Throwback Moshpit, Team Deathmatch, party games, and even the new Mauer der Toten Zombies map.
New Store Bundles For Black Ops Cold War And Warzone
If you’re looking for some flashy new cosmetics, this week will add the Biker Babes Reactive bundle, an eight-item bundle with an Ultra rarity tactical rifle blueprint, two Legendary rarity blueprints, a weapon charm, reticle, emblem, and two calling cards.
Next, the Special Ops Pro Pack is a Portnova operator bundle that features what appears to be an all black-and-chrome operator skin. Also included are two Legendary rarity assault rifle weapon blueprints, a calling card, and an emblem. This bundle also includes 2,400 COD Points back with purchase.
Finally, the Tracer Pack: Mothership Mastercraft, an eight-item bundle with an outer space theme. This set includes a sniper rifle blueprint, two legendary weapon blueprints, a charm, reticle, wrist accessory, calling card, and an emblem.
Warzone
Activision’s blog post only revealed Warzone tournament details for this week. There are five major tournaments scheduled this week that include big-name streamers and organizations in the Call of Duty community. You can find the full breakdown of those here.