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Spoilers follow for Episode 5 of Marvel’s What If…? For more, see our review of the previous episode of What If.

When you stream Marvel’s What If…? on Disney+’s website, you’ll notice episodes have titles like “What If… Captain Carter Were The First Avenger?” and “What If… Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?” This week’s is simply: “What If… Zombies!?” Sure, it’s a jokey take on the naming convention the series has been using, but it’s also indicative of how much thought went into selling a zombie apocalypse that works in the MCU. Up to this point, What If has done pretty well at making each episode’s premise feel like a logical divergence from established history. But despite some entertaining action, Episode 5 shambles along, aimless and hungry for purpose as… as a… it’ll come to me…

Episode 5’s deficiencies come into clear focus when compared to last week’s best-yet episode. It was full of supernatural spectacle, but everything that happened was rooted in Doctor Strange’s struggle with his grief, so it was emotionally engaging. On the other hand, we’ve got this episode, which spends nearly all its time focused on moving the surviving heroes from zombie encounter to zombie encounter as they try to develop a cure. Hope Van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) explains the zombie outbreak started after Hank Pym’s trip to the Quantum Realm, where only Hope’s mother Janet Van Dyne returned. Janet was afflicted with a “quantum virus” which… turns everyone into zombies. Marvel’s already joked about sticking “quantum” in front of concepts that they don’t want to bother explaining in Ant-Man and The Wasp (Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania coming soon), and we’re far enough past the point of diminishing returns that unexplained “quantum” stuff just feels like lazy writing. It often feels like What If can’t decide whether or not to take the zombie apocalypse seriously or play it for laughs, and Episode 5 suffers from that lack of clarity.

The tonal inconsistency ends up affecting how the whole episode unfolds, resulting in questionable character choices. After What If spent a full minute of screentime on a Peter Parker vlog explaining the absolute basic rules of surviving against the walking dead (bites infect, headshots kill, they can smell you), it was enormously frustrating to have Bucky (Sebastian Stan) explore a pitch-black underground military installation alone, no questions asked. Letting someone go off on their own just to keep the plot moving felt like a huge cop out. Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau) continuing to exclaim “blam, blam, blam” as he’s dragged to his death was a similarly distracting case of the episode ignoring its own reality in favor of fitting in just one more quip. The MCU: where the only thing more infectious than quantum zombie bites are snarky Starkian comments undermining anything serious going on.

The episode’s best moments come during a tense confrontation with Vision (Paul Bettany) at Camp Lehigh. It’s here that we get a sense of what a more focused, character-driven story could’ve delivered, as the usually-benevolent android has become corrupted by the zombie outbreak in his own way. His desire to cure the infected Wanda and his total disregard for the human cost of success was an interesting seed of an idea, but What If moves past it quickly in favor of letting Zombie Wanda’s chaos magic take center stage. What If’s action scenes continue to be its saving grace, and Episode 5 is no different… as long as you don’t think too hard about the zombified heroes still using their powers. There’s no word or phrase you could drop “quantum” in front of that’ll stop me from asking why a zombie Tony Stark is still able to pilot the most advanced flight suit on Earth, or how Doctor Strange, Wong, and Wanda can focus on casting spells and eating brains at the same time. All of the fights and action-heavy scenes are brutal, well-choreographed, and inventive, but only up to the point you’re willing to suspend the substantial amount of disbelief you’ll need to keep from asking questions deeper than “What If… Zombies!?”

Ironically enough, for having spent much of the season disappointed in it, the voice acting in Episode 5 is pretty good. Zombie-slaying veteran Danai Gurira is the obvious MVP as Okoye, whose dry wit and matter-of-fact attitude is a perfect fit for the dire circumstances. Any more time spent with the late Chadwick Boseman’s T’Challa is welcome and, though unintentionally prescient, his proclamation that “death is not the end” was more poignant than anything that happened before or after. It was also a real surprise to have David Dastmalchian’s Kurt (Scott Lang’s hacker buddy) so embedded in the story, providing a lot of laughs as the obvious odd man out. It’s a reminder that What If has a lot of untapped potential in the MCU’s minor, oft-forgotten characters, and hopefully we continue to see more familiar faces dropping in. I’ll keep holding my breath for a Justin Hammer/Flashdance mashup.

Escape The Undertaker, an interactive Halloween special starring WWE’s New Day and The Undertaker, is coming to Netflix on October 5.

According to Netflix, viewers will get to decide the fate of New Day’s Big E, Xavier Woods, and Kofi Kingston as they attempt to survive the wrath of The Undertaker at his mansion, which has been transformed into an extreme haunted house, “packed to the brim with supernatural challenges” to usher in the spooky season.

The special promises to deliver some trick or treats… or should we say beats, just in time for Halloween. Netflix released some first-look images for Escape The Undertaker, which continues the streaming service’s ongoing partnership with WWE. Check out the photos below for an early look at Taker’s capers:

The Undertaker, aka Mark Calaway, officially announced his retirement from WWE last year. “For 30 long years, I’ve made that slow walk to this ring and have laid people to rest time and time again,” he told spectators at the WWE Survivor Series. “And now my time has come. My time has come to let The Undertaker rest in peace.”

Though he isn’t stepping back into the ring, The Deadman is rising from his grave once more for Netflix’s Halloween special. The WWE legend wrote an ominous note to his fans on Twitter to tease his starring role in the project. “Be careful whose door you knock on… never know who is on the other side!” Taker warned.

Escape The Undertaker will be released on Netflix on October 5 as part of this year’s Netflix and Chills lineup, which features a skele-ton of hair-raising, door-locking, keep-the-lights-on treats for streamers this coming season. Other notable additions include the forthcoming final season of Lucifer, the second season of Locke & Key, and Mike Flanagan’s Midnight Mass.

Adele Ankers is a freelance writer for IGN. Follow her on Twitter.

With Forza Horizon 5 just around the corner, Xbox Game Studios and Playground Games have revealed a huge list of cars that players will be able to choose from when setting out across the game’s vast and diverse Mexican landscape. Despite the list already containing several hundred cars, the developer has confirmed that there’s still more to come.

Forza Motorsport’s official website currently lists 426 different vehicles to drive. Playground announced a number of debutants on the list as well as confirming that more cars would be added in due course. The post reads, “stay tuned, because this isn’t the final list for launch date. We’ll be expanding it with even more cars and manufacturers in the weeks leading up to Nov. 9, so be sure to check back regularly for all the latest updates.”

As mentioned, a number of cars will make their Forza debut in the upcoming installment of the series. From the behemoth that is the 2020 Ford Super Duty F-450 DRW Premium to the beautiful 1991 Jaguar Sport XJR-15, the Forza team says that its new additions “are the most diverse they’ve ever been in Forza history.”

From Mercs to McLarens and Audis to Aston Martins, Forza Horizon 5 doesn’t appear to have spared any expense with its selection of included makes and models. As well as the developer’s promise to announce further content in the lead-up to launch, Playground Games has also said that it will be bringing back its Festival Playlist for Forza Horizon 5, meaning that a number of new-to-franchise cars and fan favorites will make their way into the game in the months after its release. You know, if the hundreds of cars available at launch just aren’t quite enough.

Forza Horizon 5 looks to be another step up from the fourth iteration of the franchise. Not only does the game begin by literally dropping you into a volcano (and that’s just one part of the game’s hugely diverse map), it also features a new events lab mode that gives players many of the tools the team at Playground Games had when designing in-game levels.

For more on Forza Horizon 5, make sure to check out this piece where we sat down with the team at Playground Games to ask about their partnership with Mercedes, how they are pushing the game’s engine further than ever and what additions they’ll be adding to the series. Forza Horizon 5 will launch for PC, Xbox Series X|S, and Xbox One on November 9.

Jared Moore is a freelance writer for IGN. You can follow him on Twitter.

Bungie is hiring for a new senior executive who will help to bring Destiny’s narrative from video games across to the world of TV, film, and more.

A career listing on Bungie’s website for a new senior executive development role at the studio says that the successful candidate will “drive projects that extend the Destiny franchise into new categories including TV, films, books, comics, and audio formats.”

Bungie itself doesn’t appear to be hiring for positions to create the new range of Destiny products in-house. Instead, the new executive’s role will be to “identify, select, guide, collaborate, and provide feedback to third parties and partners enabling them to tell additional myths in the Destiny universe that delight our fans while capturing the hearts and minds of new audiences.”

In terms of the expansion, it would seem that Bungie is open to exploring a number of different avenues. As a requirement, the new executive will need to have been credited on a number of films/series with “experience in animation, scripted television development or current programming,” also listed. Bungie also notes that additional credit may be awarded to a suitable candidate with experience in fictional novel and graphic novel publishing.

Although Bungie hasn’t confirmed any details surrounding Destiny’s potential expansion as a television series, the listing seems to suggest that a move toward the format would take the form of an animated series as opposed to a live-action show.

With Destiny already a globally recognized franchise with an incredibly devoted community behind it, some fans may fear that a move to other formats under incorrect supervision could be detrimental to the game’s lore and characters. With this in mind, it seems that Bungie is looking for someone already heavily invested within the Destiny Universe. On top of extensive multimedia experience, Bungie requires applicants to have a passion for the Destiny Universe and says that an ideal candidate will have spent hundreds of hours playing Destiny and exploring its world.

In other related news, Destiny 2 recently launched into its latest Season of the Lost update and announced details surrounding the game’s upcoming Witch Queen expansion, which is due out February 22. As Bungie looks to take Destiny to new mediums, perhaps we’ll see Savathûn and her siblings make their debut elsewhere on other formats in the future.

Jared Moore is a freelance writer for IGN. You can follow him on Twitter.