Watch Thanos Snap Away The Simpsons Family; Only One Member Survives

The latest couch gag for The Simpsons was all about Thanos. The opening sequence of Season 30, Episode 12 that aired on Sunday saw Thanos from The Avengers movie series snap his fingers and turn Homer, Marge, Lisa, and Bart into dust.

Maggie is spared, and she cutely hops up onto the couch and sits peacefully next to Thanos, destroyer of worlds. We also see that the Soul Stone is actually Maggie’s pacifier. The Simpsons family got unlucky here, as four of the five non-animal family members got snapped away when the world average is one in two. Here’s the sequence:

Disney is buying most of Fox’s assets, including The Simpsons, so there probably aren’t any legal issues with Thanos popping up in Springfield.

We’ll see Thanos next in Avengers: Endgame, which comes to theatres in April. It’s expected to close out the current Avengers storyline, and the film should deliver some reveals and surprises given how Avengers: Infinity War wrapped up.

Can Captain Marvel Time Travel?

Now that it is officially 2019, speculation about Avengers: Endgame has started to ramp up considerably. The countdown to April is ticking down day by day and the Captain Marvel movie is just around the corner, so the clues are pouring in from all sides–including this interesting detail shared by Samuel L. Jackson as reported by Entertainment Tonight.

When asked about Carol’s position within the MCU’s power hierarchy, he said, “She’s pretty much the strongest character — in terms of someone with powers are able to do things — in the Marvel universe. So, for Carol Danvers to be that person and for Brie to become that person, it’s gonna be a dynamite thing. I mean, [the Avengers] are up against some really, really tough odds right now–we saw throughout Infinity War–so now we know that we need something that’s as powerful as Thanos.” We’ve known Carol’s status as one of–if not the most–powerful heroes in the MCU for some time, but Jackson continued, adding this juicy fact. “And at some point, we’ll find out how powerful she is and all the things that she’s capable of. She’s one of the few people in the Marvel universe that can time travel, so…”

Now that is very interesting. Over in the comics, there’s no real precedent for Carol to have the ability to travel through time–at least, not without some sort of outside force–but time travel has certainly factored into her stories more than once. In fact, at the start of the now iconic Kelly Sue DeConnick run, from which the movie version takes direct inspiration, Carol was sent back in time to her own origin story via a temporal anomaly supercharged by her abilities. So, while she may not literally be able to focus and send herself through the timeline, the energy contained within her has shown that, under the right circumstances, it may have that capacity.

However, there is also the lack of clarity regarding Carol’s MCU origin that must be considered. Her comics counterpart can get away with a lot, considering the bulk of her abilities boil down to the extremely comic book-y handwave of a sci-fi machine exploding and messing with her DNA–or, at least it did, until her origin story was revised yet again late last year. The MCU version seems to be taking yet another angle on the situation, giving Carol a healthy dose of amnesia and stripping away the ambiguously magical explosion in favor of something a little more medical. If that’s the case, it wouldn’t be too far a reach to look at the MCU’s version of things with a bit more “realism” anchoring things–making the whole time travel angle a bit of a head scratcher.

It’s certainly possible that Jackson simply misspoke in the interview, or was deliberately planting false information to lead speculators astray. However, giving Carol the ability to time travel would certainly explain why Fury thought to page her at the end of Infinity War in the first place. After all, it’s one thing for Carol to be the most physically powerful hero in the universe, but punching things and shooting energy blasts can only do so much when half of said universe has been disintegrated.

The other logical explanation, assuming that Jackson wasn’t trying to lead fans on a wild goose chase, is that Carol somehow comes into possession of the Time Stone–which may or may not be a bit of a stretch, considering its own set of wildly undefined rules and laws. Is it possible that, somehow, during the events of Infinity War, Doctor Strange sent a copy of the Time Stone back to the 1990s for Carol to find? Or, was the Time Stone in the hands of the Kree Empire at one point or another during Carol’s tenure with them? Maybe Ronan the Accuser’s quest for Thanos started way before Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 1 and the Time Stone has been in play for much longer than we’d all originally thought.

We’ve only got three more months to speculate before Captain Marvel officially hits theaters–so fold up those tinfoil hats and start guessing.

Red Dead Redemption 2 Facing Legal Action From The Real Pinkertons

In Red Dead Redemption 2‘s world, the Pinkerton Detective Agency, a team of detectives hunting down Arthur Morgan and the rest of the Van der Linde gang, is the main antagonist organisation. Now, the real-life Pinkerton company is taking action against Rockstar Games over the way in which Red Dead Redemption 2 uses its name. For its part, Take-Two is claiming fair use with respect to the Pinkerton name.

Court documents discovered by The Blast reveal that Pinkerton Consulting & Investigations–the real detective agency founded in 1850–has issued a cease and desist letter to Rockstar Games and Take-Two Interactive in December.

Pinkerton Consulting said Rockstar had a “clear affection” for Pinkerton by using the name in Red Dead Redemption 2. However, the consulting company took issue with its use in the title because it might have led people to believe the real Pinkerton was involved in the game’s development. Pinkerton is demanding that Take-Two pay an unspecified lump sum fee or a share of royalties in the future.

On the other side, Take-Two says in response that its the use of Pinkertons in Red Dead Redemption 2 is protected under the First Amendment in the United States. “Put simply, [Pinkerton] cannot use trademark law to own the past and prevent creators from including historical references to Pinkerton agents in depictions of the American West,” Take-Two said.

Take-Two fully acknowledges borrowing the Pinkerton name for Red Dead Redemption 2, but says it does is just one of the “myriad of ways that Red Dead 2 accurately portrays the historical Nineteenth Century American landscape.”

The Pinkerton National Detective Agency was a real group that played a major role in American law enforcement in the Wild West in the late 1800s. The US government hired Pinkerton agents to track down people like Jesse James, Butch Cassidy, and the Sundance Kid. Take-Two also reminded Pinkerton that Red Dead Redemption 2 was not the first piece of new media to reference Pinkerton, as the movie The Long Riders, the TV show Deadwood, and the Elton John song “Ballad of a Well-Known Gun” all reference Pinkertons. In the 2013 game BioShock Infinite, the protagonist is a former Pinkerton agent.

Take-Two also points out that the Pinkertons, while a central part of Red Dead Redemption 2’s story, only appear in 10 of the game’s 106 missions. “The inclusion of Pinkertons in the Red Dead 2 story is neither excessive not exceptional,” Take-Two argues.

“Creative works about the American West are permitted as a matter of law to include such real historical events, figures, and businesses,” the company goes on to say. “Particularly where there is no likelihood that consumers will be confused about the source of the creative work, trademark owners should not be permitted to use trademark law to harass authors, chill speech, and diminish the historical tenor of works like Red Dead 2. Historical fiction–television, movies, plays, books, and games–would suffer greatly if trademark claims like [Pinkerton’s] could even possibly succeed.”

Additionally, Take-Two pointed out that Red Dead Redemption 2 uses Pinkerton’s original name, Pinkerton Detective Agency, and not the company’s current name, Pinkerton Consulting & Investigations Inc.” Further still, Take-Two mentioned that Red Dead Redemption 2 uses Pinkerton’s historical badge, not the current one.

Take-Two said Pinkerton filed its complaint in part because it was trying to profit from Red Dead Redemption 2’s enormous success. Indeed, the game is a huge hit; by Take-Two’s latest count, it had shipped 17 million copies.

Take-Two requests that a judge knock down Pinkerton’s request and deny a trial by jury. What’s more, the video game company wants Pinkerton to pay Take-Two’s legal fees and other expenses related to this case.

Approached for comment, Take-Two told GameSpot, “As a practice, we do not comment on legal matters.” A representative for Pinkerton could not be reached at press time.

Every Activity in Anthem Will Have Matchmaking

A lead producer on Anthem has confirmed that “every activity” in the game will feature matchmaking.

Ben Irving tweeted out this information while responding to a question pertaining to public and private matchmaking, saying “There is matchmaking for every activity in the game.” This presumably applies to Strongholds, free play, missions, world events and everything in between, allowing for players who aren’t readily matched up with friends to find other players to join with online.

FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened Review

FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened premieres Friday, January 18 on Netflix.

Let’s get this out of the way right at the top: Fyre Festival’s entire “dramatic irony/poetic justice” spiral into chaos and degradation is hilarious. It was 2017’s gift to all us snarky, schadenfreude-seeking hellhounds, and the entire delicious ordeal played out perfectly in real time on Twitter. It was the best horror comedy in ages. And the new Netflix documentary, FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened, certainly leans into this aspect. It knows what we all want to see. But, thank goodness, it’s also more than that.

Yes, we want to watch self-important social media influencers suffer some form of humiliating comeuppance. We want the wealthy, beautiful, and carefree to experience extreme levels of discomfort and inconvenience. It’s the dream. And you’ll definitely get that in FYRE. There’s an appropriate build-up, about an hour’s worth, and then – BAM! – hundreds of rich, selfie-obsessed youths get hit with sopping wet hurricane tents, vile food, and an inability to escape from a place ill-equipped to care for them. It was a brand of catfishing in a way, but for VIP villas, yacht parties, and celeb-adjacent activities. And yes, it was criminally great that one dude with a couple hundred followers on Twitter was able to go viral with that image of the dreaded, sloppy cheese sandwich and have it topple all the work done by Instagram influencers with millions in their tribe.

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Uncharted Movie Getting A Re-Write Yet Again

In big video game movie news today, Sony announced that Dan Trachtenberg had signed on to direct the upcoming Uncharted movie featuring Tom Holland as a young Nathan Drake. It wasn’t the only big news about the movie today, as Variety also reported that the script was re-written. The website reported that newcomers Jonathan Rosenberg and Mark Walker wrote the most recent script.

Like the director’s chair, the script has changed hands a few times already. Joe Carnahan (Smokin’ Aces, The A-Team) wrote a draft, before Agents of Shield writer Rafe Judkins put in a draft. Rosenberg and Walker are just the latest to pen a draft of a script for the film. There is no word on the specific plot points for their script, but Variety reports that the film will follow a young Drake who meets Victor Sullivan, or Sully as he’s known in the games, for the first time. As such, it’s not a story already told by any of the games.

Carnahan said his draft of the Uncharted movie script was praised by management at Sony, while Uncharted director Amy Hennig and Nathan Drake actor Nolan North apparently praised it as well. However, Naughty Dog’s Neil Druckmann said no one at Naughty Dog had seen the script, and he wished Carnahan would stop implying that he had the studio’s support.

As for the news about Trachtenberg joining the Uncharted movie as its director, Druckmann said he’s stoked to see what Trachtenberg does with Uncharted.

Trachtenberg is just the latest director that Sony has hired for the long-in-development Uncharted movie. At different periods of time, David O. Russell (Silver Linings Playbook, The Fighter), Neil Burger (Limitless), Seth Gordon (The King of Kong), and Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum, Stranger Things) were all attached to direct.

Production on the Uncharted movie could start in 2019, which would be good news considering it’s been many, many years since the project was first announced. As of yet, there is no word on who else may star in the film, but if shooting does indeed start this year, all of those details and more should become available soon.

Trachtenberg directed 10 Cloverfield Lane, as well as a video game-themed episode of Black Mirror. He also directed a short film based on Valve’s puzzle game Portal. In the embedded tweet above, you can see Trachtenberg praise Uncharted back in 2007, also saying at the time that he’d love to have the opportunity to make the movie. And back in February 2018, Trachtenberg and Druckmann appeared on stage together to talk about crafting narratives for video games, film, and television.

A movie based on Naughty Dog’s other big franchise, The Last of Us, is also in the works.

Mario Tennis Aces Might Be Adding More DLC Characters

Mario Tennis Aces launched for Nintendo Switch last year, and it’s steadily added new DLC characters over time. Now, data-miners have discovered references to a pair of new characters that could come to the whimsical tennis game some point in the future.

Link, the hero of the Legend of Zelda franchise, might become a playable character in the future, the data-mine suggests. Also discovered were Dark Link and Champion’s Tunic outfits that would presumably be able to be unlocked. It’s also been reported that Baby Mario might be coming to Mario Tennis Aces, based on data apparently found in the game.

However, as the MarioTennisClub Twitter fan account reminds everyone, data mined from the game’s files might not necessarily be representative of what’s actually coming to the game in the future. Sometimes content found in game files, especially for developer Camelot, is never released publicly.

If Nintendo is set to announce new content for Mario Tennis Aces, January might be a fitting time. After all, one of the biggest tennis tournaments of the year, the Australian Open, is taking place right now in Melbourne, so Nintendo may see that as an opportunity to piggyback on the elevated interest in tennis worldwide.

A number of DLC characters have already been released for Mario Tennis Aces, including Birdo, Shy Guy, Koopa Paratroopa, and Petey Piranha.

Mario Tennis Aces released in June 2018 exclusively for the Nintendo Switch. In our review, author Justin Clark stated, “Off-beat stages and creative use of characters from the Marioverse ensure that you’ll never lose sight of simply having fun, but don’t let the adorable exterior trick you; Aces takes its unorthodox tennis very seriously.”